First Chapter, Previous Chapter
Serpentine: Chapter Five
In Which Three Pages of Dialog Are Summed Up In One Image

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First Chapter, Previous ChapterAs a side note, I was at a Celebration of Life for my recently deceased uncle when I wrote up the notes for the next three chapters. This means I was super drunk. He introduced me to whiskey, you see, so there was more beer than we could fit in two coolers, two bottles of tequila, three different brands of whiskey, ( Read more... )

Chapter Two

Serpentine: Chapter Three
In Which I Stand On A Soapbox And Anita Trips On Her Own EgoAnita, following the commands of Mirror!Donna, goes searching for Nathaniel. The way she describes the dress she is wearing makes me think it is less a dress and more like a wearable M.C. Escher painting. She’s got it wadded up in her arms to hide her ( Read more... )

Chapter One

SERPENTINE: CHAPTER TWO
IN WHICH DONNA IS TRAPPED IN THE MIRROR!VERSEAnita, the most experienced and hardcore vampire hunter in the world, somehow misses the approach of a housewife and drops a boob in her surprise. This is a stupid unnecessary gag, but very Anita. Donna laughs and looks away and Anita goes into raptures on how ( Read more... )

And Now I Will Attempt to Flog Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter #26.
Fair Warning, the last AB:VH I seriously sat through and read was Kiss the Dead.  So it has been a while.

SERPENTINE: CHAPTER ONE
IN WHICH ANITA IS A MILLENNIAL AND WON'T GET OFF HER PHONE

Our story opens with Anita at a Bridal Shop, in New Mexico, complaining about the color of the ( Read more... )